i told you she didnt have a penis....

okay, BIG NEWS! telephone by my favorite girl in the world, gaga, has its music video finally out for the world to see, and i will say that i love it! who cares if she shows her vagina? youre just jealous you dont have the guts to show yours. and may i just say that i LOVE that she put her hair in soda cans. she's hot, and i love it, and i love that it makes me want to wear less clothing.

i wish the whole world could be like a Gaga video, aka, as little clothing as possible. i want to wear bathing suits and underwear everywhere i go...and id like to be able to make my hair into any shape i choose...

hello world, please turn the world into a Gaga video. thanks, Sam

and im happy she didnt try to make it girly. she took a jail, and let it be a jail. i mean, no, she didnt sugar coat it and didnt try to make you feel good about it. she let it be dirty and dark, just like its suppost to be.

and the last note about my video for the night: stop making it try to mean something! its a music video. its upbeat and fun, and its colorful. but dont try to "find a deeper meaning" sometimes you have to (in the words of gaga) JUST DANCE.

and i want to give notice to a new favorite website of mine : ifmurdered.com . its so hilarious, and its brand new, so if you post something worthy soon, itll problably get on pretty quick! here are my two favorites:

"If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation."

and

"If murdered, please dress me in a Where's Waldo costume and leave me in a candy cane factory with a note reading, "You're too late.""

and my next post will be very soon i promise, but im uber tired, so im off to bed.

here's the link, loves: http://www.vevo.com/watch/playlist/lady-gaga-beyonce/87244#0