i told you she didnt have a penis....

okay, BIG NEWS! telephone by my favorite girl in the world, gaga, has its music video finally out for the world to see, and i will say that i love it! who cares if she shows her vagina? youre just jealous you dont have the guts to show yours. and may i just say that i LOVE that she put her hair in soda cans. she's hot, and i love it, and i love that it makes me want to wear less clothing.

i wish the whole world could be like a Gaga video, aka, as little clothing as possible. i want to wear bathing suits and underwear everywhere i go...and id like to be able to make my hair into any shape i choose...

hello world, please turn the world into a Gaga video. thanks, Sam

and im happy she didnt try to make it girly. she took a jail, and let it be a jail. i mean, no, she didnt sugar coat it and didnt try to make you feel good about it. she let it be dirty and dark, just like its suppost to be.

and the last note about my video for the night: stop making it try to mean something! its a music video. its upbeat and fun, and its colorful. but dont try to "find a deeper meaning" sometimes you have to (in the words of gaga) JUST DANCE.

and i want to give notice to a new favorite website of mine : ifmurdered.com . its so hilarious, and its brand new, so if you post something worthy soon, itll problably get on pretty quick! here are my two favorites:

"If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation."

and

"If murdered, please dress me in a Where's Waldo costume and leave me in a candy cane factory with a note reading, "You're too late.""

and my next post will be very soon i promise, but im uber tired, so im off to bed.

here's the link, loves: http://www.vevo.com/watch/playlist/lady-gaga-beyonce/87244#0

gaga and a happy birthday.

mi amor, ms.gaga, was freaking fierce on the cover of Q mag. this week. I LOVE IT! but for some reason a lot of people are refusing to sell it? i mean, her hand is placed over the boobage (mostly) and other then that, there's just a wee bit'o crotch grabbing. gaga, i love you. and on behalf of the US, we're sorry. and i realize i havent done a blog post about Lady Gaga yet, but im just waiting till i have some time on my hands because that WILL be the longest blog i ever write. But i definitly love this picture. its beautiful and it makes her look so good! good choice gaga, once again, you make me proud.

and there are a few things im finding that id like to share because everyone wants to have the gaga fashion, but are doing it all wrong and its making me cringe: FASHION VS. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK

This is what your eyeliner should look like! Jesus, why cant people get it through their heads that raccoon eyes ARE NOT HOT. it just makes you look like an emo druggy...or a raccoon, and raccoons definitly arent the animal you should chose to look like. i mean, if youre going to go for an animal look, why not go for a really cool one? like a tiger, or a cheetah, or a toocan! and colored spandex ARE NOT flattering. yea, i understand you want to stand out, or whatever your goal is...but you really just need to realize that it lookes rediculous. So, cat eye eyeliner? good. great. love it. black spandex? good. amazing. awesome. but raccon eyes? BAD. colored spandex? HORRID.

Also, as the captain of the RHS/UHS tennis team, im in charge of making the sweatshirts. They need to say "Rincon University Tennis" and have a place for people's names. But other than that im totally open to any suggestions. who knew this job was so effin' hard!? ANYWAYS. woo! i got in the paper this month :) i was pretty excited...and i look kinda evil... but whatever. check it out! its titled "power ranger" at azstarnet.com and i know it looks like i have raccoon eyes, but i DONT its just the lighting. i would never.

Oh, and id like to wish one ms.maddie b. a happy birthday! yayy! 16! and i hope you have tons of fun in the most amazing place on earth. :)

And i would like to end this post by showing you my favorite picture that ive seen today. i was on some website that i didnt even understand for some reason, looking at makeup and i came across it. and yes, i fell in love, so im letting you all fall in love with it as well.

http://newwoman.ru/makeup_009.html

bye everyone

happy rodeo vacation/ happy birthday/ happy makeup googling weekend :)